Pee Fight?

I was minding my own business, getting ready for my sisters wedding dinner when the boys asked if they could take a bath. That is not unusual for these days, they recently purchased a jelly fish and a sting ray toy. Together, with there sharks and whales, the tub becomes an ocean.

On a side note...it is very normal for me to walk into a bathroom to wash my hands and there is a plastic ocean animal in the sink that is filled to the brim with water. This went on step further with the jelly fish. The jelly fish got the entire bath tub filled and then, just for good measure, an entire container of salt added!!!

Okay, back to the point, they are getting ready to get in the tub and I hear James say, "pee fight?" so casually like it is just kind of like are you in the mood or not? Zachary answers just as casually, "sure." As they walk over to the toilet, the conversation starts to make sense and I suddenly scream, "WHAT?" what is a pee fight...they proceed to explain how your streams of urine are like swords, blah blah. "who taught you about pee fights?"

DAD.